I wish my penis had an off switch
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
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I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
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Naked. naked and bneed help.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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