Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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