Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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