And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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