didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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