i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
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This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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