no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
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I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
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it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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