Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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