your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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