I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
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