she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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