you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
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I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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