youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
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he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
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Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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