And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
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Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
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I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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