You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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