whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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