I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
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All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
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Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize