love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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