You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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