Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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