The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Who died my cat blue again?
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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