so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
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my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
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Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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