I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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