I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
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for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
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What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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