woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i think i have herpe
just one?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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