The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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