whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
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I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
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Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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