How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
True strength comes from lack of pants
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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