I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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