just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
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and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
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Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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