We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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