Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
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I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
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Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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