VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
we should paint friendship bongs
Randomize
