i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
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