I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
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im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
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Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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