He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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