I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
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it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
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He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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