Where is the hickey?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
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I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
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he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult