singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
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Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
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Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
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