Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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