ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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