You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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