Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
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Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
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Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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