guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Dignity is for republicans.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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