would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
last night I used snow as a chaser
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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