if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
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I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
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He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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