How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Randomize
