Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
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I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
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he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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