i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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