dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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