His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Too much gin, very little bucket
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
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so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
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Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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