Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
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The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
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Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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