It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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