And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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