Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
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turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
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So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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