He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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